#WeCantDateIf

As fall approaches so do chicks towards single dudes.  I don't know what it is, maybe that summer love didn't pan out or maybe it's the crispness in the air, I'm not exactly sure, it's just something I have observed since I was a junior in High School.  This interesting pattern I have noticed over the years of girls trying to lock down guys in the fall, made me write this little blog entitled "#WeCantDateIf".

I use the word "date" as if 'hey i'm dating so in so' meaning more than one or two dates, but not in a relationship with.. Follow me??? 

If you can't tell by the name of this website, I'm extremely into skiing, my whole year revolves around it and I'm stoked for deep snow and fresh tracks all the time.  As you could imagine I would want to date a girl that's into it too.  So I came up with this little list of "We Can't Date If...."

#WeCan'tDateIf you think The North Face only makes fleeces.

#WeCan'tDateIf the word "Après" is not in your daily vocabulary. (added by AM)

#WeCan'tDateIf you think the phrase 'ski porn' is perverted.

#WeCan'tDateIf you show up to the mountain to rent a snowboard and try to get into your bindings, wearing Uggs.

#WeCan'tDateIf you don't know where the Rocky Mountains are.

#WeCan'tDateIf you think ski/snowboard movies are boring.

#WeCan'tDateIf you think a chairlift is, sitting in a chair and having a group of people lift it up.

#WeCan'tDateIf you think Black Diamonds are a type of jewelery.  

#WeCan'tDateIf you call getting dumped on with snow, a snow day... It's a powder day!

#WeCan'tDateIf your dream is to live on the beach.. year round.. and never see snow again.

#WeCan'tDateIf you don't think going to Aspen is a dope vacation.

#WeCan'tDateIf you don't know what color hair Shaun White has... If you don't know who Shaun White is. Wow

Don't think I'm asking for much here.... I didn't say you need to be able to hike and shralp bowls, go heli skiing, or even keep up with me; however if you were down to do those things that would be EPIC!!!!!